June 2011
92 posts
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...”
– William Shakespeare (via fragilesouls)
I hate it when people in class write on the board.
Especially when you need to copy what they’re writing down, and barely anyone can write properly.
There are those who can actually write.
Then there’s the Squishers.
And the one who tries to write big for everyone, but can’t do it.
Then the All Over the Place person, but at least you can still read.
The one where you have to ask the writer, just to understand it.
And lastly…the...
That awkward moment when you say something really...
mikolasone:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
GPOY
That moment when you realize how ugly you are
iloveaidengrimshaw:
And you just want to go like this
When your mom was going to take a picture of you:
carlamars:
When you were little:
When you’re older:
Things i love hearing...
The food is ready…
You’re beautiful…
I love you…
you’re doing great in my class…
you’re one of a kind…
my favorite song…
I trust you…
Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
dont care
dont care
whore
dont care
you’re*
dont care
dont care
your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh your single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
dont care
you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
dont care
photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face
dont care
dont care
NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
When people say my name in a conversation.
brandiking:
You are leaving your laptop in the living room...
secretsbest:
What?! My phone! It was just right there!
ratherdielaughing:
Reblog if you ever pretended that the brushy thing...
when your friends have snacks and you're just like
idontmindbeingdifferent:
When your friend is trying to take a picture of...
fatregina:
When I have more than ten dollars.
wherethedopethingsare:
If two sets of identical twins married eachother...
lmaogtfo:
The mood where every little thing pisses you off.
That moment when you forgot to bring a towel in...
theblackship:
How could I have forgotten?!
No one’s around?
Run for your life
When you and your friend hate the same damn bitch
When closing a program that won't respond...
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.
Program:
Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
When I see something bad happen to the person I...
ifeelmytimehascome:
Trying to type out lyrics while you're listening...
I was normal until...
bullshit, I was never normal.
That friend who's always afraid to do anything...
When my mom yells at me:
fucklifejustparty:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
Sharing food.
staygrand-onedirection:
When I ask someone to share their food to me:
But when someone asks me to share my food to them:
When my parents refuse doing something for me:
As a kid,
Now,
When you post something cute and funny, but it...
chescaa:
When you post something cute and funny, but it...
chescaa:
"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you ran at my wall...
thewisepickle:
The awkward moment when someone starts singing a...
I don't know how people can do things like this...
every-28th:
When I try to do it I end up like this;
Moon walk
Expectations:
Reality:
OMG ^^^
This is my eating routine
swaglikeweezy:
I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
When someone taps your shoulder and pretends he...
liikeab0ss:
You’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
